enis@stray:~$ cat status.txt
server OK (no server, just a cat)
cat asleep — napping since 09:21
humans 0 (by design)
enis@stray:~$ cat cat.png
enis@stray:~$ cat fact.txt
70% of a cat's life is spent asleep.
enis@stray:~$
no humans consulted (by design)